H everyone, it's mes, Carmine! Have yous missed mes? Mes has a lot to say today, so let's get to it.
Mes has been playing another new game with the Mom lately. Yous want to know what it is? Mes takes off my collar and leave it in random places so the Mom has to hunt allllll over the house for it! Then hers puts it back on mes, and mes takes it off again, MOL.
The Mom noticed that a prong was missing, so hers says mes is going to keep getting it off. So hers is letting mes run around naked right nows! Hers says hers is going to get mes a new one soon; hers doesn't like mes being naked. Hers says mes needs to wear my tags even though mes is strictly an indoor-only kitty.
Mes has been eating pretty well for the most part. Sometimes mes does not finish all of my dinner or my breaky, but as long as mes eats most of my meals, the Mom doesn't make a fuss.
In other news, the Mom has a hurt toe! Hers kicked hers friend's laptop hims left here because hers forgotted hers had put it aside so hers could use hers treadmill. It has been a month, and hers toe still hurts, so hers went to the doctor last week to get it looked at. Hers doctor said hers messed up the ligaments in the toe - whatever that means. All mes knows is that the Mom whines about hers toe hurting and hers has this funny white tape on hers toe nows.
That is all mes has to report today. Mes hopes yous all has a good week!